holy shit

vioxx, off the market.
we got a free lunch from these people on monday! and then the bextra people brought us lunch yesterday. wow. heart attacks and strokes, would you trade that for arthritis relief?
me neither.
i wonder who is buying dinner tonight for Journal Club. its at the silver cricket, and my boss promises he'll have it over in time to see most of the debates. will somebody come pick my drunk ass up around 9:15?

Sketchy Alum Bake Sale

Animals have been rumored to act strangely when confronted with impending natural disasters. Perhaps ants walk in certain patterns, or birds reinforce their nests. Through some subconscious knowledge that power might be lost and food might spoil, some of us decided to use as much butter as possible.


A Hurricake.

Viva La Resistance

Ah, my second year of sketchitude. Does working in the President's Office here at NCF make me less or more sketchy? At least I don't go to walls! Ha! Anymore. Usually.

Just the other day I was trying to take a nap and I heard Brandon and Page singing the Soviet National Anthem. "Soyooz Nerooshimi, Respooblik SVobodnik, slotila nadeki beliskaya Russe!" And suddenly I felt a wave of nostalgia rush over me like a wave.

I suddenly remembered "The Resistance", our loose-knit group of comrades who on an irregular basis during the 2001-2002 school year successfully mounted a resistance. Meeting once a week or less in the Officers' Club, we plotted, planned, connived, imbibed, and occasionally almost orchestrated said plots and plans.

I'm proud that we resisted. I know that in our own various ways, many of us are still resisting today. And to all of those sketchy alums who were not part of the Resistance, we can only offer our unapologetic ambivalence, and our hopes that you at least sympathized with our noble cause. Once Page and I have reestablished the grandeur of the Officers' Club in our new lanai, there should probably be a reunion of the Resistance, sort of like old Mexican Revolutionaries getting together to drink Tequila, talk about old times, and play a little Canasta.


Love,
Your humble Chairman

Viva La Resistance!

Renee's Potluck

Renee...


...being seranaded.


Page approves.


"The Stilt"

pot luck this renee friday

Yes. It's a renee friday. It's not her birthday (anymore), so this is more of a renee day, but I couldn't just say, you know, "Potluck This Renee Day," because not everyone knows when renee day is, which is this friday.
Bring fine food or spirits to Daina's/Kelsey's house at 8 pm, renee day, 9/17/04.
Be there or you suck.

and the sketchiest so far

cause i'm not even an alum. I'm renee.