Escape from Bird Island

This Saturday mornin', the alamedans will be canoeing to a little place called "Bird Island" out around Siesta Key. There's nothing on the island, so we'll have the whole place to ourselves. Anyone is welcome from Saturday morning to Sunday afternoon. Unless it rains: then no one is welcome. Stay home. Call or email alameda for more info.

I know a guy

SO:
You know how some people are like, "Yeah I know this guy who has this thing" and it's sketchy as all get out and probably stolen? Yeah, Guapo does that to me a lot. Anyway, so I know this guy who wants to print interesting slogans on t-shirts and sell them at cost on the internet. It's like printing out one of those laser printer iron-on dealies except it's better quality and you don't need your own iron. I know that this group is just FULL of insightful and concise phrases.
SO:
Throw some shit out here!